Columbian town celebrates sex with...

[moki]

...well, go see for yourself.



Personally, I think all of that makeup makes her look cheap, and hides her natural beauty.

.....

In a small northern Colombian town named San Antero, the ‘Festival del Burro’ (Donkey Festival) is held to celebrate the donkey. Some of the highlights include a donkey stampede and a costume contest, but most of all, the carnival celebrates having sex with donkeys.

Yes, I repeat, the main focus of the festival is to celebrate the tradition of men having sexual encounters with donkeys. Apparently when a boy grows up in Colombia, his hand is inadequate and he’s too nervous to have his first experience with a (human) female. No, the sweet tender embrace of a donkey (probably with the appropriate amount of make up like the one featured above) is whats needed to stir the passions of an all to eager but anxious Colombian adolescent. With an abundance of donkeys available, a strong zoophilic culture has taken root. Think I’m kidding? Check out this investigative report:

The videos are actually pretty amusing...

 

[Mike33]

Too bad she's a brunette.......

 

[NullSmurf]

I saw the donkey show in Tijuana, but there were no men in it...

 

[MiamiCubano]

I saw the donkey show in Tijuana, but there were no men in it...

Yep, me too...and likewise.

But, this does go a great distance in explaining why so many hottie Colombian mamacitas throw themselves so readily/easily at any man who looks their way...

 

[tsmckenney]

Ok, this is going to be completely wrong, but I have to share a story here. This is 100% unexaggerated.

When I was serving in the Peace Corps, I lived in a town called Narok. In Kenya. This was a Maasai village. The Maasai being a very traditional African tribe. I was told by some non-Maasai friends that the young Maasai warriers (Morans) also had the same tradition. Actually, I don't think it was a tradition, I just think it was something they did.

They would be out in 'the bush' by themselves for long periods of time. No girls. Many morans are around the age of puberty. Enter the donkey. Further more... Here's the funny part. The reason I was told they like donkeys is that the donkey's vagina is "very hot." Not Paris Hilton hot, but temperature hot. Another thing worth reporting, is the how. How does a human rape a donkey? Cuz apparently donkeys aren't too happy with this sh.t. So the Morans dig four holes in the ground and push the donkeys feet in. Take that you donkey beeeyatch.

I couldn't make this sh.t up.

Alright, I could, but this is true. Sworn on my grandfather's grave.

 

[tsmckenney]

meant to edit.

 

[Mrepp]

Elias: That's bestiality, Randal!
Randal Graves: At it's finest, I hope.
Elias: Who would want to see something like that?
Randal Graves: Dante, me, YOU.
Elias: I don't want to see something like that! Why would you want to see something like that?
Randal Graves: Because it's f*cked up! Besides, I want to know if a chick with a mouth full of donkey spunk swallows.

Randal Graves: You're in the bestiality business.
Sexy Stud: Hey. F*cko. We like to call it inter-species erotica.
Randal Graves: Intriguing.

Jay: That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.

Sexy Stud: [as he drops into his seat in the jail cell, sighing sadly as he leans back against the bars] I miss my donkey.

 

[rob300c]

Clearly that donkey is asking for it!
WHORE!

:laugh:

Hilarious thread!
Hopefully it doesn't bring out any sheep f@#kers! :whistling:

-Rob

 

[StogieFarts]

Anyone else see the makeup similarities?

Sorry Jimmy, I couldn't resist!

 

[wanlail]

hahaha, you got me in trouble for making me laugh when i read this. now back to work!

 

[jfields]

Anyone else see the makeup similarities?

Sorry Jimmy, I couldn't resist!

Doh! You beat me to it. :laugh:

 

[PSTAN]

LMAO......that is all I can say!

 

[Smokyballs]

Anyone else see the makeup similarities?

Sorry Jimmy, I couldn't resist!

That's fucking cruel!!! And I don't understand why you guys are busting Mokihoods ass(Pun intended) about this! He was clearly looking for donkey porn! Sick man, sick!

 

[Bargogirl]

I can't believe I even read this thread!Moki, where do you come up with this sh*t? You are one sick Bastid!!
Safe for work, my A$$!! There was more a$$ in those videos than a J-Lo concert!

 

[Saxjazzman]

Too bad she's a brunette.......

Who said anything about it being a she??

 

[Gator]

I had a mule once that if she could have cooked, i'd have married it