He made an ass of himself.
A 20-year-old man from Neillsville, Wisconsin has admitted to having sex with a donkey after being caught in the act by his boss. If this raunchy behaviour wasn’t strange enough to begin with, then the half-assed excuse he gave for this romp in the hay somehow manages to top it.
Gideon Swartzentruber now faces jail time for his escapades after being charged with one misdemeanour count of sexual gratification with an animal. He-haw indeed.
According to The Mirror, when asked about the incident, the farm worker was initially reluctant to talk to the police but the prosecuting officer revealed that “he said that he kind of touched the donkey and was playing around being crazy.”
Why did he decide to have sex with a donkey? Swartzentruber said his “privates were out of control” and that he “got crazy and carried away”, according to the report.
If convicted, Swartzentruber faces up to nine months in jail and a $10,000 fine. The Marshfield News Herald also report that the donkey was not hurt although I’m fairly certain that it felt violated.
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